<verb> on down! You're the next contestant on <celebrity>'s new gameshow, MadLib! Here's how it works. You will <verb> over a <noun> at a rate of <number> mph. After you jump over that item, you will <verb> over to the <adjective> <noun> and press the <noun> at the end. <adjective> time wins! Oh. I forgot to introduce our host. He's a <adjective> person who can't wait to <verb> in to the show. Please welcome, <proper name>! Alright players, on your mark. Get set. <silly word>! Alright, here goes <boy's name> on the first stage of the competition. And.. WOAH! He just <verb ending in ed> over the thing! That's gonna hurt him tommorow. But it'll be all worth it after he wins the grand prize of <number> dollars! Which he says will go towards <item you find at a store>. Very <adjective> investment, but it's his money! Here he comes around the second leg. AND WOAH, AGAIN HE LOOKS <adjective> ON NETWORK TELEVISION! This is what primetime is all about here on the network of <tv network>. And, he presses it! He finishes with a time of <time>. Will that be enough to win? Find out on <day of week> when <girl's name> will challenge him for the grand prize. For all of us here at MadLib, good night everyone!
<Three Little Pigs>
Once upon a time, there were three <adjective> pigs. One day, their mother said, "You are all grown up and must <verb> on your own." So they left to <verb> their houses. The first little pig wanted only to <verb> all day and quickly built his house out of <plural noun>. The second little pig wanted to <verb> and <verb> all day so he <past tense verb> his house with <plural noun>. The third <adjective> pig knew the wolf lived nearby and worked hard to <verb> his house out of <plural noun>. One day, the wolf knocked on the first pig's <noun>. "Let me in or I'll <verb> your house down!" The pig didn't, so the wolf <past tense verb> down the <noun>. The wolf knocked on the second pig's <noun>. "Let me in or I'll blow your <noun> down!" The pig didn't, so the wolf <past tense verb> down the house. Then the wolf knocked on the third <adjective> pig's door. "Let me in or I'll blow your house down!" The little pig didn't, so the wolf <past tense verb> and <past tense verb>.He could not blow the house down. All the pigs went to live in the <noun> house and they all <past tense verb> happily ever after.
<AMC Cinemas Pre-Show Policy>
Thank you for choosing AMC Cinemas. Where we make movie moments AMC <adjective ending in ing>. Your safety is <adjective> to us, so remember, keep a <body part> on your valuables. Be sure to report any <adjective> behavior. And please take a moment to find any emergency exits near you. Make sure to stock up on <soda brand> and <food> at the concessions bar. Enjoy your movie, <movie title> and we thank you for choosing AMC Cinemas as your destination to watch that movie. Please, silence your <device> now and be quiet and courteous of your peers. And now, ladies and gentlemen, here are some special previews coming to an AMC near you.
<NFL on What Channel?!>
The NFL is back! On our new home! Welcome to the most in-depth pregame show in all of pregame shows. This is the NFL on <tv network> brought to you by <food brand>! Hang tight and we'll be right back! Scene 2: Welcome in to Sunday on <same tv network>! My name is <celebrity>, and I am sitting alongside four celebrities, <celebrity>, <celebrity>, <celebrity>, and <celebrity>. Welcome guys. Week <number> is looking promising as we have three key games to focus on. First off, the <nfl team> take on the <nfl team>, our afternoon game, the <nfl team> vs the <nfl team>. Finally, our primetime game, the <nfl team> vs the <nfl team>. A lot of action today, and we will break that down soon in the <amount of time> coming. Before we do anything, let's take a live look inside <stadium> where the first key match will be playred, and we have our field reporter, <celebrity> who is covering our action. Scene 3: Alright, thank you. Now, it's time for kickoff of our first key game. We hope you enjoy the game and we will <verb> you at halftime.
<Awards Show>
Welcome everyone to <famous city> and the <year> MadLib awards show. Here are the nominees for <random award show category>. First, <former president>. Next, <actor/actress>. And finally, <random silly name>. And the winner is... <one of the names you put>! <winner> could not be here tonight so he recorded a message for us to see. Take a look. Winner: Hello all. Thank you, the fans, for voting. I really appreciate it. I am sorry I couldn't be there.
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