caleb wanted me to do a thing now it will commence

Once upon a time in the land of asdf, there was a lovely little chap called asd, but everyone just f to call him asdf. You see, he was the hero of the nearby city of asdf, and that made the mayor of the city he lived in, asd, very unhappy. So, in an act of fsfda, he created his own  army to take over the world.  Now asd did not like this, so he asdf up to the main robot, which the mayor was in, and told him "asfd". The mayor, hearing those words, instantly surrendered and fasd. He was then charged for 3 major acts of asd.
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